[Exotica]
Sunday, December 04, 2005
♠ 8:34 PM
R.A.N.D.O.M -- S.T.U.F.F.S -- B.Y. -- M.E. -- T.O. -- L.A.U.G.H

HOW TO SATISFY A GIRL?

Caress, fondle, avoid the fat bits, sweet talks, touch, hug, love, respect, be gentle, be romantic, sensitive at times, surprise her...

HOW TO SATISFY A GUY?

Arrive naked. Full Stop..

HOW TO BATHE LIKE A GIRL?

scent the bath room
slowly strip
look into mirror
whine bout how fat she is
got tired of whining,
use expensive hair shampoo
rub hair for 15 mins
soaked gently into the bath tub
Use conditioner
wait for 15 mins while thinkin how to lose the fats
look into boobies, try to be confident although she knows it wont grow wif the amount of shampoo used
Finish bathing for more than 30 mins
Do a final whine wif the mirror
Pout
Cannot decide which new dress to wear..
afraid of what ppl will think of her..
Finally
Done...

HOW TO BATHE LIKE A GUY?

strip
Flex muscle and stare at how big the penis is n smile..
scratch balls
shampoo hair, no shampoo..use soap..
play wif hairstyles wif shampoo..
sing alot
dance and shake bon bons
wash armpit hair
if wife outside.. show wife how big his penis is
start to wash body wif same soap
got bored
FART loudly and create bass
think of ex gfs and get an erection
wank
felt better
clean up..
flex muscles again..
satisfied..
wear back worn clothes.
done..
PROCLAIMER: COPYRIGHTED FROM CHER AND A BOOK lol..

Women are like electric oven, need time to cook and need time to cool down
Men are like microwave, few seconds to cook and few seconds to cool down

HOW TO EXPLAIN WHY GUYS CANNOT MULTI TASK?

Look how fast his erection subside when u talk too much to him in the process of sex.. that explains why men seldom talk while having sex.. talk only B4 sex , not during

Women see relationship as the process and sex as the consequence
Men see sex as the process and more sex as the consquence

Disclaimer: These are just opiniated stuffs totally bias and came out of boredom.. for laughs... no offence.. but not all of these are written by me. Some are stuffs that i came across..enjoy..

Foreplay
THIS IS THE BOY THAT IS.....
 
-Open Minded, provocative and Different
-Always RIGHT whether at work, home or in BED
- PAnsexual right now.. Aka.. everything also can..
- hoping for the best everyday over ice cream
- really hoping someone would take me serious for once
- really too complex to comprehend.
- having the WORST sex LIFE AND DRIVE EVER! which his fren Yang said with much gusto: " the ONLY SEX U  HAVE IS WHEN U SHIT! ".. hahaha..

So given his really pathetic state in the love department, his only hope is therefore to sit and fart and hope that it can generate enough electricity for the entire Simei district.

Okay it was just a joke.. chill..

Still Foreplay

10 Seconds of Fame..

What is aaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Ans: Long time no C

Lame..yes i know tt....

Cunnilingus

Alfie
Anavil
Benji
Brian
Bernice
Bee Hwee
Cindy
Cher
Cheryl Lil
Danny
Diana
Edi
Eileen
Elaine
Feng Zhi
Fernie
Grace
Gilda
HuiHui
Jamie
Jasmine
Jayden
Jia
KareN
Keith
Lydia
Maureen
Michelle
Mitch
Mrs Koshinaka
Nicole
Pamsie
PeiLing
ryan
Shiyu
Soon Yee
Steffie
Summer
Val
Xiying
Xiang Min
Xue Ping
Yang
Yen Lin
Zach Di

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